Ray Stevens - Bridget the Midget Lyrics
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Well the wife went out of town 'bout a year or so back And left me at home by myself to batch And after five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real good time" He said, "Why don't we go to the rasslin' matches And let off a little steam? The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane spin Then he body slammed him and he did it again I swear, I didn't see how that old boy could take much more It was right about then in the thick of things My buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring And that's when I knew we'd better be headin' for the door 'Cause I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us And he was rubbin' his head and he started to cuss And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure Well, where we parked wasn't too far And Bill ran so fast he beat me to the car Locked the doors and wasn't about to let anybody in And I turned around and the Cyclone was there And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot your chair! I'd do the same darn thing if it'd been me It all happened so quick when that car door slammed It must a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed You was already down, he's gone time I got free" Bill said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout takin' him again I know two ol' boys that weigh They'd take on a grizzly with a switch in the woods at night" Well, we talked it over, they said they's willin' They'd stop at nothing, short of a killin' Said, "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you wanna fight" So we all went down to the Hammerlock Bar The hangout of all the rasslin' stars And waited for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door Well, after a while, he finally appeared And sat down at the bar and ordered a beer And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! Remember me? I'm the guy you put to sleep Only this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha You see them two big dudes over there?
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